Monday, October 1, 2007

More Overheard in New York

Nine-year-old boy: Mom, are we done?
Mom: Yes, we just need to check out.
Nine-year-old boy: Yeah! We're done! D-u-n, done!


Kid to friends, repeatedly:
Yo -- animals... They don't know how to lie.


Little girl: You're the most beautiful girl in the whole world! [Mom smiles.] You are.
Mom:
I think
you're the most beautiful girl in the whole world.

Little girl: Only to you.
Mom, holding up girl's art project: Actually, I think she's the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
Little girl: No! She's a princess bird-fish!


Woman, as ATM spits out money: See? You just punch in your code and the machine gives you your money.
Kid: Wow! We're gonna be rich!

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