I get this kind of thing in my mail all the time and I always want to share. That's one of the reasons I had to start blogging, fersure.
And I have hugggy pics with Jazz and Baby Allegra too but it seems I'll have to scan them - they're not in my files here, sadly. My friend Ayelet (and Mommy to Sage and Ma'ayan) sent this one:
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma
of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before
actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps
by making the 'paw slide' easier.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean'
so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma
of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby beforeactually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future stepsby making the 'paw slide' easier.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to executethe difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean'
so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
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